Here's something for you who really think you know the guys at the Monstro. Test your understanding of their individual and distinctive psychological makeups by matching the quotation with its respective Monstro-affiliated speaker!
1. Ahhhhhh! *big yawn* oh yeah *yawn* mmmmh mmhh. Oh hey, what's up mon?
2. I've been up 48 hours straight ... I feel like I have this bug in my skin .. *facial twitch* eek! ak! ook! pbbt! *twitch*
3. Chill out dude.
4. No, that's totally like this article I read about where they found this low frequency radio wave is being emitted from everyone's brain, but at exactly the same rate. They think it might be, like, a kind of alien dog collar to identify us as a project to other alien racies so they don't mistakenly attack us. Which is why, obviously, we've been left alone this long.
5. You're wrong. It's equidistant. No you're wrong. No. You're wrong.
6. *cell phone rings* Oh hey babe.
7. Man, I'm going to fucking punch the next person who looks at me funny.
8. That's nothing until you've been to Indiana man. Nothing. I had sex with three women while their husbands watched once; and what's more, they paid me I was so good.
9. Gus owes me 10.60, Drew owes me 10.60, Lane owes me 5.00, and Dan owes me 125.70. Pay me before the summer.
**Answers are posted in the 'comments' section**
1. Garrett; 2. Aaron; 3. Julian; 4. Drew; 5. Matt; 6. Lane; 7. Dan; 8. Gus; 9. Alex.
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