Apparently if you snort some kind of "brain chemical" you don't have to sleep anymore. I guess the inventors of this miracle product have never heard of coke, speed, or Jolt Cola before. I remember when I was thirteen my friends and I used to buy a 24 pack of Dr. Pepper and drink the whole case while we threw random garbage and pieces of wood onto our gasoline-fueled bonfire. Then in a caffeine and sugar haze of insanity, my friend Blake decided it would be a good idea to put on a freakish mask of an old toothless man and climb onto his roof to terrify his young step brothers. Unfortunately for these two kids they had a skylight, and woke up to a terrifying moonlight creature banging on the glass with glee. The kids promptly screamed loud enough to wake the neighbors and saturated their mattresses with urine. The point of my story is, getting amped off of legal shit isn't always a good way to go.
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