My dad happened to be born on Christmas Eve so I spend the night celebrating a meal with family like any good WASP. At the end of the night tonight I was driving my great aunt back to her house and cruised by a Target store. It was about 9pm on fucking Christmas Eve and there were at least 30 cars in the lot. I swear if I hadn't had to drop an 88 year old woman off at her house I would have rolled into that Target to witness some sad sad shit. Maybe next year.
A WASP is a White Anglo Saxton Protestant. You are a SUBAJ: Swarthy Unkempt Bay Area Jew.
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