Blog War?

We are in a blog war with Sam Johnson's Glider Bison blog? Is that some sort of fucking joke? Being an ex-improv guy I should know jokes, and that must, I dare say, must be some sort of fucking joke. Let's talk about Sam Johnson, mainly his fucking unending and unquenchable desire to eat massive amounts of dick.

Getting challenged to a blog war by someone who lives off the raw flesh of nature's most cunning beast is like someone trying to beat Tesla and Einstein's lovechild (Rube Goldberg) in a goddam science fair.

See any dick around? well watch out cuz ol' Sammy J will be rarin' 'round the corner with a mouthful of slobber soon to be filled with cock. Know someone with a cock who doesn't want it anymore? Great, put him near Sam Johnson so he can chew it straight up. Guy loves his cock, ram it down his throat, guy has no gag reflex, genetically bred for loving ze cauck.

On a totally unrelated and shockingly more appropriate note I was using some Preparation H yesterday and read on the label to ask your doctor about using it if you suffer from depression.

Excuse me what the fuck??!?!?

My only thought on that is that if you are already clinically depressed, knowing you need to put gel on your ass so it doesn't itch/burn might put you over the top. People are so afraid of being sued, it's amazing.

I miss the days when I had the brain power to post like Dan just did. Poop.