Leisure Time

I'm not out assassinating political leaders because I have blog wars and and a level 60 Night Elf wizard to entertain me.

I think the main point Dan is making is that us Americans are attempting to deliver the wrong American social tradition to foreign countries. We shouldn't be trying to export democracy...blowing up opposition is obviously not the short track to that goal, and Iraq is like a bunch of diahrettic 3 year-olds in a McDonald's ball pit; there's just shit everywhere and it's gonna be a bitch to clean up. Well I say we fed those damn kids the wrong food! They're only 3, we can't expect them to be discerning eaters.
We should be exporting the great American tradition of leisure time, or as we at the Monstro like to say, the art of a "hard sit." Assassinations and IEDs would all but cease is we were distributing XBox Live! accounts like we were distributing food and medicine. Why the hell is Condoleeza Rice visiting Pakistan and Iran? She is scary as hell. Hire a part-time actor serving steaks in Hollywood to put on a Master Chief suit and have him stomp around Baghdad handing out Xboxes and that guy will have every militant for miles diving in front of bullets to ensure that the poor sap in the suit stays alive to deliver more 360's.