The world is too ridiculous on this and most every day

Hi. It's October 16, 2006 and I am switching very temporary pre-traveling-to-Asia jobs so I am not doing shit today except laundry, dishes and plotting to go see "The Last King of Scotland" which is actually about Uganda. Anyways, I have been reading a lot of news and come to realize that tons of ridiculous shit is going down. First of all Mike Tyson wants to fight women which I guess, knowing him, isn't that weird at all. Secondly, how far Wesley Snipes has fallen, O fair hero of my youth in Passenger 57 there is just something really disconcerting for people that play action heroes getting an arrest warrant issued for not paying taxes but I guess real life knocks on all our doors so why not that of Blade himself. Thirdly, and by far my favorite of the day is the news that my progeny are going to be awesome and this article is truly hilarious if read fully, the description of certain men getting bigger penises and certain women getting more pert breasts (whatever the fuck that means I'm just tryin to stare at them grandma titties that you can mop a fuckin floor with) while the rest of poor humanity shrivel down and lose our chins. I mean seriously, are people paid to project 10,000 years into the future like this? I'll just go ahead and predict that we're all gonna kill ourselves or be killed by Kim Jong Il before any of these mutations matter. Why not live in the present more and work to figure out where I should eat dinner tonight.