Journal or Joke?

Is the blog a journal? Is the blog a joke? Sometimes I can't tell. Sometimes our contributors spill their hearts for all to see. Sometimes we make personal revelations and sometimes we make fun of old people with Alzheimers. We're like a fortune cookie of thought and holy revelation, at least in the sense that if you add a sexual subtext to any of our posts they either become funnier or more intellectually significant. Take your pick, we will be there to blow your mind with our tiny strips of paper. I pull them out of my mouth, Mandel pulls his out of where you can guess, Matt pulls his out of the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter, and Dan pulls his out of the depths of hell infernal.