Power Nap Kit!

Useless products that have no use are super fun. Check out the Power Nap Kit. It is basically a box of shit that tells you how to take a short nap. It comes with a couple of CDs to help you go to bed, and then the CDs also wake you up, in case you have drain bamage and can't use an alarm clock. There is an adult kit and a teen kit as well. The teen kit is more angst-ridden and mistrusts the adult kit. If an adult listens to the teen kit it actually makes them have a heart attack. Check it out, this is about as moronic as those food dehydrators from TV ads of our youth.