We're going pro.

I am about to purchase www.themonstro.com. Which means, in a small way, that we are going pro. Not "pro" in the sense that we will be getting paid, or "pro" in the sense that we are the best at what we do, but "pro" in the sense that we have a standalone website. I know that nowadays even shitty plumbing companies have their own websites, but they're usually not as intentionally funny or unintentionally sad as this website is.

I guess there will be some solid money coming out of this website now, probably enough to buy at least one professional basketball team, though only a shitty one. I don't want to own the Toronto Raptors or the Portland Trailblazers, but you've gotta start somewhere. There will probably only be one boat, instead of multiple boats. I don't think I can comfortably settle down with only one boat. Only having one boat is pretty sad times, especially considering that there are a ton of yachts being manufactured every year and there is a shortage of poor folks to work on them. I think I'm going to have to own at least three boats in order to properly execute President Bush's "trickle down" policy. There just won't be enough trickling unless I employ at least 50 deckhands, I've done the math.

I don't think I can buy three boats unless we have some products. A good website is mostly ads and products anyway, and then I can slowly move away from actually producing any material. No journalism for real internet businessmen. Just crazy money shit, like Bruce Wayne. Build a mansion and be a batman. Crazy internet money. I think I am going to sell quality acoustics. My friend Clark builds speakers for a living, and when he told me he was going to sell them in the $500-$1500 range, I figured I could easily just build a wood box and change someone like $1000 for it, assuming there is some sort of sound emanating from it. People don't know shit about speakers anyway.

Welcome to the future, where I will become filthy rich off of your hits to my media-giant website, www.themonstro.com.