I'm sure people could think up some pretty fancy words to describe the residents of the Monstrosity. Some might choose "degenerates" or "heathens." Whatever word you may choose to describe us, you can't deny that we have a good time. Here is a list of things that have already occured or will occur to prove my point:
1) We ordered a DVD from the Maharishi University of Transcendental Meditation. I said I was a student "looking to transfer" so hopefully they won't see through my ruse and send me some crazy DVD that will be a joy to watch.
2) Many of us have tests and papers due this week, but we still found time to kick back with a beer and shoot stuff with a BB-gun from the porch. A cop even drove by and gave us a wave. We shot out his tail-light.
3) Thursday we are hosting a party that involves a performance by jugglers, an organ player, and at least one keg of beer. Not root-beer, real, live beer.
4) We offically labeled our empty room in the house the "Sex Room" by setting up a mattress in it and making a fancy sign with Tiki men on it.
5) There is contemplation of kidnapping a child and raising him as "the only son of the Monstro."
6) Aaron is naked. A lot. Once he put a doughnut on his penis when he was naked, and then he ate the doughnut. It was a powdered doughnut, for those of you who are curious.
I realize this post is rather self-glorifying, but there has yet to be a post that fully encompasses the majesty of the namesake of this blog. For those of you idiots that read this, that big house on the background of the page is the Monstro; I'm not talking about the whale that eats Pinnochio and Geppeto.
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