So the presidential race on the Democratic side will just not behave and go die its little quiet death like it knows it should. Hillary Clinton is like one of those really small dogs that makes a shocking amount of noise and gets way more fierce than you could predict. As a result of her tenacity, which would be respectable in something like mixed martial arts, Barack Obama is getting bruised and battered, so at this point even if he does become the Democratic nominee he's not the unstoppable force he once was. Thanks a fuckton you fucking bitch Hillary, I can't wait for another GOP president so I can spend my whole voting life so far getting jaded and learning to make molotov cocktails out of my grundle hair in a basement.
On another note, this is profoundly weird and sad and also funny. I checked a day later and they have given up the search, the guy has gone to god. Happy belated Earth Day!
Mandel, this post is exactly how I feel. Well done. Now play your turn in scrabble!
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