Techno music blares in a dark nightclub. Leather clad patrons move and gyrate with the intense beat as lasers cut through the fog. Tattoos, spikes and chains flash past the camera in a flurry of debauchery. Brightly colored drinks are slammed down by pale-skinned women as men grimace at them in lust from behind dark sunglasses (despite the fact that they are indoors in a poorly lit night club.) One man in particular, dressed in a black velvet Victorian-style suit strolls through the club and casually reclines on a couch between two young women, interrupting their intense kissing. He stares at them lustfully as he sips from a dark red glass of wine. Another man walks up to him. "Fromage', we are gods my friend. We are GODS!" Fromage' smiles playfully, then turns his head back and laughs a full, maniacal laugh. The camera pans to a top-down shot and we see Fromage''s impressive set of long, pearly vampiric teeth. The whole club returns his laughs, and we see that all the patrons share the vicious canines. At that moment the door is kicked in and a small figure stands silhoutted in the moonlight. One vampire turns to hiss, and the camera zooms in close as the vampire's expression turns to one of confusion and then fear as he is sprayed with a stream of water that quickly begins to burn his skin. "Hooooooly Waaaaaater!" the vampire screams. The vampires begin to panic as the diminutive figure rushes around the room. Some vampires are sprayed with holy water, others are delivered small stakes through the heart. Fromage' stands and glares downward at the figure so small yet wreaking so much havoc. "You..." Fromage' says. "Isn't it past your bed-time?" The camera pans down and we see a small black boy with an afro carrying a squirt gun in one hand and a crossbow with wooden bolts in the other. "No" the boy says..."I took a nap today." The boy raises the squirt gun and fires directly into the camera. Fromage''s scream fades away...
..Rock music blasts in and the title explodes in blood through the black background:
Little Blade (The "little" is in kid's handwriting, and the "blade" is metallic and dripping with blood)
Coming Summer 2010
This is brutal and beautiful in its brilliance
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