Dear Hillary

PLEASE DROP OUT OF THE RACE!

Every day that you stay involved only helps McCain. I respect what you've been through and agree that you'd probably make a fine leader. But your chance was 2004. We needed you to defeat Bush then, thereby setting up a nice 2012 for Obama. Instead we threw Kerry to the wolves to be devoured and now Obama is running without the seasoning I'd rather see on his record. But for Christ's sake Hillary, drop out! Things don't always work out the way they should. You missed your shot and now we need to work together to get a liberal in the White House. Please, please, please.

Yours Capitally,

-Jumago