Monumental epic string music playing...
Shots of Eric Bana walking into a diner, sitting down to coffee and eggs
"Joe Hoobastank was an ordinary man, with ordinary dreams"
Bana talking to Jennifer Aniston
"I want to be a rock star"
Bana in a field at night, watching a meteor shower
"But when a magical shooting star granted his every wish..."
turntable sound as needle skips and music stops, Bana looking confused, cut to shot of Kel, the fat kid from All That who is now on SNL
"Damn"
All Star by Smash Mouth plays...
Shot of Bana playing guitar with people cheering
"Now, Joe Hoobastank can finally become what he always dreamed of being..."
Shot of Kevin Spacey in a suit saying:
"Welcome to our Undersea Laboratory"
Shot of an Undersea Laboratory
"Deep Blue Sea 2: The Reckoning"
"Starring Kevin Spacey as the Bad Guy"
"This Summer"
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa these are liquid comedic gold
ReplyDeletehonestly, sir, I don't know where you get off-- and come to think of it, I don't want to know.
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