Movie trailers.

I am starting a new blog series called "Life: As told in a series of movie trailers." I encourage the other bloggers to contribute.

Trailer 1: Teaser for the Beginning of Time -

Deep Voice: "Sometimes Life draws the bow of the Mind with a bristling arrow of Darkness. When the arrow is loosed all you can do is catch it in your bare hands, redirect its momentum, and tell William Tell to suck a dick."

*Shows William Tell with his head against a tree and an apple on his head. He gets arrow to the face as the apple slowly rolls forward and hits the arrow, making a "boi oi oing" sound*

Deep Voice: "The arrow of Darkness never misses"

This is my first of many