Sam Johnson of the Glider Bison blog has been talking fucking stunning levels of shit. Stunning. As in, I am fucking stunned. I say this because of a few reasons.
1. The contest was called for on Glider Bison on December 12. Glider Bison already had 4 posts at this time. Monstro Blog had 1 post. No one reads Sam's mind filth anyways so we didn't respond and gather forces for real until December 27 save for a solitary post or two before that. Even so we nearly evened things up while continuing to bring our diverse, lively styles to the internet superhighway with vim, verve and vigor. All the while S. Johnson enjoyed his nightly meal of huge cock and balls.
2. Who the fuck does Sam think he is calling for this contest and trying to get his rocks off going at us whilst we did God's duty and observed the holidays with whores and loved ones. His blog, in existence since May of 2007 has totaled 61 posts, nearly one third of them (18) in his much-hyped December month of 2007. The Monstro Blog started in January of 2005 when Sam Johnson was in veritable technological diapers still learning to read and write and type and hype. Since then, we have posted 549 times for a monthly average of 14.8 ppm (posts per month). Gilder Bison has averaged 6.8 ppm. Suck a fuckin' dick. Additionally, in October of 2006 we rocked 30 posts despite the fact that I, in one of my dry spells, only posted three or four times. Try that Johnson!
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, thank you for your literacy and therefore your time (variable) as I have clearly laid out a few things.
1. Sam Johnson and Glider Bison is a simultaneous bitch and beautiful woman.
2. The December '07 contest should be null and void.
3. We should be judged on the content of our character.
4. A year-long 2008 contest would certainly be more in order than some hair-brained illegally started one (or half-) month contest.
5. I am indeed a competitive sav.
6. It's a pleasure to be in year four of the blogosphere monstronaut style.
7. It took me so long to write this I messed my pants.
1. The contest was called for on Glider Bison on December 12. Glider Bison already had 4 posts at this time. Monstro Blog had 1 post. No one reads Sam's mind filth anyways so we didn't respond and gather forces for real until December 27 save for a solitary post or two before that. Even so we nearly evened things up while continuing to bring our diverse, lively styles to the internet superhighway with vim, verve and vigor. All the while S. Johnson enjoyed his nightly meal of huge cock and balls.
2. Who the fuck does Sam think he is calling for this contest and trying to get his rocks off going at us whilst we did God's duty and observed the holidays with whores and loved ones. His blog, in existence since May of 2007 has totaled 61 posts, nearly one third of them (18) in his much-hyped December month of 2007. The Monstro Blog started in January of 2005 when Sam Johnson was in veritable technological diapers still learning to read and write and type and hype. Since then, we have posted 549 times for a monthly average of 14.8 ppm (posts per month). Gilder Bison has averaged 6.8 ppm. Suck a fuckin' dick. Additionally, in October of 2006 we rocked 30 posts despite the fact that I, in one of my dry spells, only posted three or four times. Try that Johnson!
Ladies and gentleman of the jury, thank you for your literacy and therefore your time (variable) as I have clearly laid out a few things.
1. Sam Johnson and Glider Bison is a simultaneous bitch and beautiful woman.
2. The December '07 contest should be null and void.
3. We should be judged on the content of our character.
4. A year-long 2008 contest would certainly be more in order than some hair-brained illegally started one (or half-) month contest.
5. I am indeed a competitive sav.
6. It's a pleasure to be in year four of the blogosphere monstronaut style.
7. It took me so long to write this I messed my pants.
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