Anyone who knows me knows that I love birds. I voluntarily watch them and love them. That being said, the Rock Dove, more commonly known as the Pigeon is not a bird. It may have once been a bird but time and modernity and cities and urbanity have turned it into a flying rodent. Everyday when I leave my office in downtown San Francisco there are hordes of these motherfuckers, just existing in nasty nasty ways.
The Chinese have really figured it out. Since it might be tough to exterminate all these sick critters we might as well make them work for us! Take a look at this picture showing an experiment done by a Chinese university. They implanted a microchip in the head of a pigeon and successfully controlled its movement! That is unreal! Pigeons are gross! Kucinich '08! Yeah!
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