Drew is utterly and incurably insane and it is for this reason that I recommend his immediate discharge from the darkness.
When the darkness was originally hypothesized by myself and Dr. Mandel, it was less a tangible place than a metaphysical state of thematic incorporation. Due to Drew's outlook and due to, in no small part, hundreds of hours of Smash Bros, the Darkness has become capitalized. Its meaning has extended to noun and adjective, both with a capital D. This turn of events is, in itself, Dark.
After excessive erotic massage sessions with a Thai named Curly Shui and too much unprofessional whisky, Drew has become a permanent inhabitant of the Darkness. Our commitment of Drew to this mental health facillity was intended to treat him, but instead it is only allowing his state to fester. He has vespers of the heart and gout of the soul.
Effective immediately, Drew is free to leave. God help him wherever he goes.
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