D of the W: Facebook Profile

I'd like to submit a Darkness of the Week. Facebook, a social networking internet site, allows members to create profiles to share things about themselves. Here are a few tidbits from the profile of an old friend of mine who shall remain nameless. She is a girl. Some of these things have been cut for space and appropriateness, but nothing has been fabricated. I'd like to note that I am not trying to make fun of any religious or ideological position; I'm just pointing out some dark shit.

Political Views:
Very Conservative

Religious Views:
100% CHRISTIAN AND PROUD OF IT!!

Activities:
KAPPA ALPHA THETA!!! :), Also Campus Crusade 4 Christ and Greekside Bible study!!

Interests:
My heavenly father Jesus Christ, JESSICA SIMPSON, watersports, sports in general, my THETA sistas and our 19 beautiful new baby kittens, working out (I'm a Dixon ADDICT, partyin' w my girls, being a proud member of the BOOZER FAMILY, Family night with my boozers, my dog, my Family, LAGUNA BEACH, 24, ONE TREE HILL, and PASSIONS!!

Favorite Music:
Rap and Country!!

Favorite Quotes:
Never regret something that once made you smile"
"If u can't stand behind our troops, get in front of them"
"Kelly, your climax is really wierd to me!"
"Republicans believe that every day is the 4th of July. Democrats believe that every day is April 15th." ~Ronald W. Reagan (ya, def one of the best Presidents ever, R.I.P
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is it fish?" ~The ever so beautiful JESSICA SIMPSON..She's my IDOL!
"For I know the plans I have for you," Declares the Lord, "Plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future"~ Jeremiah 29:11!