late night comedy programs are better at picking through the news humorously than me, but I cast a wide net, and find the fun shit.
let's start http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/03/05/moose.v.helo.ap/index.html with this:
the thing about this article, beyond the bizarre nature of the material is the way the writer covers it. The first sentence makes no sense really at all considering all the shit that went down. The fourth paragraph is the best because the ranger lumps goats into moose, wolves, and bears, presumably talking about experience with dangerous creatures. I watched a goat poop today in rural vietnam, I was not scared, quote me AP bitch! Fifth paragraph feels the need to post lots of obscure numbers and credit what is probably the least intricate claim to an "essay" written by one of those in the 'copter. I have written many "essays" whilst in school, if CNN ever quoted one of those, we'd all be in trouble. The quote in the final paragraph starts by describing what was going on and then tries to seemlessly shift into animal psychology, what!
now onto this: http://us.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/03/05/cheney.health/index.html simply put, how the fuck is this guy still alive? or even is he?
and finally this http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/05/people.west.ap/index.html is absolutely ridiculous.
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