3/7/07

Hail to the Chief

If the person who published this was a genius--then Drew is a messiah. His piercing analysis is so obvious that after you read it, the meaning appears on the surface. How could we have been so stupid to have missed it? But we needed him to point it out to us.

This is exactly the type of irony that you'd expect from a pyramid scheme. The answers to life's questions are immediately available. Are you fat? Exercise 15 minutes a day and stop eating burgers for lunch. Are you poor? Get a job (grouch). We don't want to listen to this good sense, and so there's an enormous market for easy answers.

It doesn't even matter what the answer is. As this book proves, the answer can insult you for looking for the answer IN THE BOOK. The people who are reading this book, which I ignored while concentrating on who this book targeted, are not successful. Someone without debt knows you can't make debt disappear with mind bullets. Someone who tricked themselves into believing they never had to pay a credit card down might be stupid enough to believe mind bullets are available through their closest Amway rep.

It's unconscionable.

2 comments:

  1. You all thought I was dead, but mind bullets brought me back. Don't ever insult the mind bullets.

    -Anthony

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  2. We buried you, Anthony! No, no, no!

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