It is my duty as a patriotic monstro-blogger, just as it is the duty of any patriotic American, to question authority when you feel authority has done you wrong. That being said, Monstroblog founder Drew has indeed gone deep end dark with his myriad posts regarding death and the human condition. So, in an effort to keep a Newtonian balance of energy present in the world, I have done two things. The first was to check Drew into a mental ward in Saigon, Vietnam where he has currently been smoking laced pipe tobacco with startling frequency. I had to undertake this measure against his will so in effect, this is a Thai-style coup d'etat, but for the people. While Drew rants and raves at the injustices in the friendly (and padded) home I placed him into, I will briefly return the blog to a harmony of happiness and light.
1. There is no real darkness. Darkness was invented by Matt Jumago to lend credence to his video game strategies. Drew adopted this moniker. Matt Jumago is truly at fault for the macabre turn of things.
2. Matt Jumago is currently out of reach of the Saigon psychiatric authorities.
3. Fuck.
4. The head is still on the de-tailed beast.
5. Flowers are some of my favorite things, they grow in so many pretty, beautiful colors for no purpose most of the time other than (like Swedish women) to reproduce and put even more beauty into the world for all of us to enjoy.
6. That is fucking beautiful.
Ok, I'm gonna be real real real quick and say that I just zoned out and read some news articles for awhile and lost track of the general direction of this post but I can tell you that Daisuke Matsusacka is poised for big things.
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