If you've ever wanted to get some hand-on experience with the Darkness, or understand why it has affected Drew so thoroughly, then look no further.
Me...I'll take a dose of Jumago's Religion to counteract any Darkness the Drewster throws at me. Careful of the mix though, as Dark Religion is nothing anyone can fight. Not even Pikachu.
i take it as a personal insult that simply as a result of having not played with you fuckers in a while, the magical and unbearable lightness of being I bring to the table as the one and only Kirby is overlooked, a slight that shall not be forgotten when one of you is hanging helplessly over the edge.
ReplyDeleteHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *claps his hands over his head*
ReplyDeleteYour edge techniques are nothing when Peak da Sneak is simultaneously in two places at once.
ReplyDeleteIt should be noted, in regards to Dan's post, that Aaron Mandel was actually the pioneer of Religion. Aaron showed me that Religion can exist in video games. But, as is often the case, an analog was soon developed between real life and games. Just as Religion of the real world can be twisted and subverted by the wicked for their own gains, so was Aaron Mandel's Religion of the Smash Bros. I have desecrated his Religion and in that I have found Darkness. The Gods of Smash which I pray to are Gods of reflectings, teleportations and Nessgasms.
you are neglecting those moments when as pikachu you are teleporting but I can come down and kill you mid-teleport, more religious even than your prized darkness for i have taken a move seemingly invincible, the teleport, and through strength of belief, overcome it. You do however, get full credit for desecrating religion, no argument there!
ReplyDeleteahaha, while reading Ward's translation of Camus' The Stranger, I came across this passage when Mersault, in jail, is led into a new place.
ReplyDelete"The room smelled of darkness"