Explosive Expansiveness.

What a good title. Nothing like having no idea what you are going to write about so just starting with a good title. Nothing like having every sentence end with the word "title". Nothing like beginning every sentence with the word "nothing", or ending every sentence with the word "nothing". What about a one word sentence? Nothing. There is nothing to say about a one word sentence that only has the message "nothing." You can say nothing by just saying "nothing". Can you learn anything by reading nothing? Let's break it down. No-thing. By saying "nothing" you are being redundant. Would you walk around all day, remarking to every passerby, "I am walking around, doing nothing?" No, you would simply say nothing. You would let your actions be determined by their interpretation, you would have no need to give a title. "I am sitting" would quickly get annoying if you were just explaining the fact that you are, in fact, not standing. People would stop talking to you.

I hope I can be an example, to my friends who also maintain this site. I have tried, as I tend to do, to do what I can to draw their eye to the fact that I blog so much, and they, so little. Dan got a new bike, a shiny new bike. As black as the night, a shiny new bike. "Blog about the bike!" I would say, if I was a man who dealt with my problems directly.

I leave tomorrow for Las Vegas, a family vacation that should be interesting considering the city prides itself on being markedly un-family. There are not family rates at strip clubs. You would get a look if you were breast-feeding a child at the no-limit poker tables. I shall takes pictures of any sad saps I see, and show them so that we may all marvel at how truly devastating gambling addiction can be.

I have a bad habit of just typing the word "and" whenever I am starting a short word that starts with "a." But I edit, so you would never see this unless I told you about it. That is what a blog is for; I share my secrets.