Cat's on Fire!

The Monstro Blog is proud to introduce its first product: a family game! We have spent countless hours developing and testing our new game, and we are sure that you you will enjoy it.

For only $19.95, you can get your hands on Cat's on Fire!, the new game that will soon be sweeping the nation! It's so easy your slow cousin could play it! If you're the slow cousin, hooray!

The rules are simple. You need a group of enthusiastic and physically fit friends, family members, or fellow inmates. This game does require some physical activity, so we ask that only members of society who have proven their value through good looks or outstanding athletic performance enjoy Cat's on Fire! You will need to get a cat to play, but there should be several wandering around in the streets who are undoubtedly starving and will come running if you lay out some warm milk. If that doesn't work, go to the humane society and tell them you want the cat so you can play fun games with it! They will hand it over for sure. If that doesn't work either, bribe the guy, he works at the humane society for cryin' out loud!
Now, take out your official Cat's on Fire! game token, and choose who the Game Commander will be. The Game Commander is in charge of flipping the game token. To start the fun, the Game Commander takes the token and lays this side down in his/her palm:


This is to make sure you are really playing with a cat, and not some other creature that your friend grabbed at last second because he was lazy. The game isn't any fun with dumb old wallabies! Once you are sure you have a real, live cat, flip the coin over to start the game:


Oh no! The cat has caught on fire! Use any means necessary to put out that darn cat! The Game Commander now flips the hourglass and yells out this round's means of trying to put out the flaming cat. The GC will yell out "stompr good!" or "smothern it!" These are just a few ideas, but part of the fun of the Monstro Blog games is that they require almost nothing to play, but allow for endless fun through the use of IMAGINATION! Now the team tries to put out the cat in the method that the Game Commander has yelled out. When the hourglass runs out, the GC flips to game token and if the "cat" side is flipped, you win! You successfully put out the flaming cat. The whole team can go get push-pops or you can play again. If you filp "s'onfire!" your team didn't put the cat out! It's still aflame! The GC must think up a new means, yell it out, and the entire team gets another round of fun from Cat's on Fire!

For the $19.95 fee you get the Cat's on Fire! game token, the hourglass, and the official Game Commander belt.

Cat's on Fire!, the new family fun game from the Monstro Blog. We're also currently working on two other titles that should be just as fun, if not FUNNER, than Cat's on Fire! Look for Steal a Baby! and
Jezebel Whore! coming soon from the Monstro Blog.