sorry to interrupt the stream of Stiles-themed posts, but this is pretty funny I think. So lately I have been feeling healthy as hell, running, playing racquetball, tennis, etc. with nary a care in the world. However, for the last few days it has been nearly unbearably painful to swallow, but I have none of the other sickness-type feelings related to the cold, flu, or strep throat. So no longer able to pretend it didn't hurt a lot to swallow, pain and curiosity got the best of my pride and I went to the health center this morning to talk to a doc. They poked around and tested me for strep and found nothing out of the ordinary. I asked the doc what the matter could be since it was pretty clear that swallowing was putting me in a good deal of pain and he said it was probably "coxsackie" to which I replied "excuse me" to which he replied "coxsackie" which unfortunately is not some sort of phallis in my throat, although I know a good hooker about one, but instead a minor virus that gives you canker sores deep down in your throat and goddam does it have a funny name. It also should go away in a week, but if it doesn't I fear I might then have "ballsackie" or "analitis" or some other terrible medical names.
Anyways, there are ducklings around so beware what Stiles offers to cook up on the grill for you.
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