The internet is really neat. I'll admit it. The problem is, this free proliferation of ideas has allowed any fool with a moment and a punchline to send it around the goddamn world. Most internet humor is stupid. One stupid form of internet humor is the Online Quiz. In its most basic form, the Online Quiz demands an answer to a simple question and then generates some random words. In its most complex form, the Online Quiz tells you how long you have to live.
A friend recently sent me an online quiz to determine the title of the movie that will be made about your life. All I did was enter my name in a box and this, dear readers, is what came out:
Aaron Mandel: How to Cheat Casinos directed by Michael Moore
ReplyDeleteLAME, I don't frickin gamble or want money nearly as bad as others or enjoy cheating.
Sarah Golden: Based on a True Story directed by Quentin Tarantino
ReplyDeleteAlex Carlson: Quick and Easy, directed by Peter Jackson
ReplyDeleteMeghan Carlson: One Hundred Years of Solitude, directed by Peter Jackson
ReplyDeletebooooooooo!
Paulina Oceguera: Harmony amidst Madness, directed by Wes Craven.
ReplyDeleteWTF?! It's kind of fitting...my favorite is Alex: Quick and Easy HAHAHAHA. that's hularious.
Julian Trowbridge: The Widowmaker
ReplyDeleteI think it captures my hardcore essence
Roger Philbrook Brunke: A Tale of Curiosity and Appliances Directed by Kevin Smith.
ReplyDeleteTHAT IS SO MY STORY!