The following will shock you: Type into Google 'Monstro' and hit enter. You won't get a link to our website (no shock) or to that evil Whale in the upper left corner of our blog from Pinocchio (BIG shock).
You'll find this! http://www.monstro.com
What the hell? Why is this 32 year old phony with a name that is a suspicious combination of both Lane's first name and a derivative of mine posting with the same service we do (Blogger)?
He even bought the rights for the address!
Does he live in the Monstro? Is he a Whale with an enormous belly? Have we ever knighted him a Monstro groupie? Has he ever felt his way through the dark abyss of the Monstro during a brown out when the ghosts of whores' past scream within the walls?
Who is this fool? More to come as I investigate his life inside and out.
What do you want to know? I'm his wife, and I know all his secrets.
ReplyDeleteLane has had that domain since '94 when we were at UT Austin, so I think he's got you beat there. But imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and believe me, we *are* flattered.
I don't think he'll be recinding his identity anytime soon, but if you invite us to one of your parties, we will drink you under the table.