Neuticles

avid readers of www.cnn.com such as myself may have noticed this article recently pertaining to Neuticles. Neuticles are fake testicles put into dogs after their real ones are removed in the neutering process. Neuticles, according to their website, increase a dog's self-esteem. Now I don't know about you, but there are definetly some over-aggresive dudes I know that could probably use this procedure. However, this really presumes a staggering level of stupidity in dogs. I mean if you woke up from unexpectedly falling asleep on a plastic cot at the hand of a needle to find that you no longer had much interest in humping a fire hydrant or the urge to do the one thing that your biological soul is inclined to do, wouldn't you question the existence of rocks where once your man-jewels had lain?