Last First Day Of School!

Shut up. For God's sake, shut your trap. We are supposedly seniors in high school, but still we are unable to avoid cliche' catch phrases like LFDOS! or HAGS! Thinking you were the first person to think up that phrase was probably the most notable and eventful thing of your day, just like me posting this reprimand will be the greatest part of mine. I'm not trying to get down on anybody here, but don't think up phrases as to why a perfectly MEDIOCRE day should have some type of glorification tacked onto it. Go save a village from being covered in molten lava...then you will have had a perfectly awesome day and you won't give a shit as to whether it's the first last day of school or the one-of-many days in which you pee in your bed. So what if you're a bed-wetter? You just saved a village, you're a badass and you deserve a medal.