Back to School, Back to Bloggin'

Well it's back to school for the monstro crew and everyone else as we move back in and get ready to start classes. For me, the start of a new school year is a chance to not only reflect on deep, intra-personal-meta0/.physical lessons learned about self over the summer, but also to look ahead and set some goals for the upcoming year. Some of my goals include continuing to buy Safeway completely out of butt-wipes, this has already happened once and I don't like to rest on laurels. I'm looking forward to christening the new fountain outside hunter with soapy bubbles and my naked, drunken body joining in tandem as one with the upward fountain shots, no decision yet on urination. I'd really like to meet two freshmen in particular that caught my eye in the look book. The first is Peter Griffin and the second is Phil Collins, I hope they're as great as mass media makes them out to be! And of course, we at the monstro are always looking forward to parties. I can't wait to get my ass mistaken for a drunk freshmen girl by a beta at the foam party or get puked on by a sweaty dude during Andy-O. I'm most excited for my bible study with the Sigs and my facial hair grooming with the DG's. But I mean no harm, this is a wonderful place of learning, from George Bridges in a bow tie watching my naked body slip and slide across Harper Joy Field to hearing ASWC President Amy Kunkel-Patterson talk about pong during her convocation address there is truly no better place to get smart and get a vd. I recently joined the cross country team, which by all accounts is comprised of people who are really the byproduct of an ostrich mating with Ichabod Crane. To the loyal readers of the monstro blog who had to go all summer without posts from anyone but Drew, I salute you, we are now back in full force, at least Drew and I and Dan most likely. Tune in daily, or at least therabouts for the insider scoop on the pulse of campus (mine was 52 b/m this morning). To start things off right, I've decided to test the monstro-blog reader's knowledge of all things monstro with a little quiz. Answer in the comments section and the winner can get drunk on us at some point this semester, I'll post the correct answers as a comment in a few days.

1. Whose room is the only air conditioned room?

2. Whose room has no drawers?

3. Whose room is most often mistaken for a sauna?

4. As of 14 hours before classes start, who is not yet back at the house?

5. Whose room turns orange at sunset?

6. Whose room has dark, hardwood floors?

7. Which monstrot spent the summer on a bike?

8. Who spent some time in the monstro this summer?

9. How many monstrots worked at a summer camp this summer?

10. How many different majors are represented in the house?

good luck and best wishes for a safe and happy fall 2005 semester!

The Monstro