I wonder how many french words there are in the english language like "bureau" that have hella silent letters.
So I hope everyone has been having a nice break. I am bored as I wait for 13 family members (this will be a terrifying day, just think of all the Mandel's) to arrive at my dwelling, so here's what I've been up to. On Monday night I was hanging out with some of my friends and we were messing around at my friend's apartment until like midnight at which point we decided to go out to a bar. The bar closed at 2am and we had walked there so we walked back to my friend's apartment but none of us could drive home and I would have crashed there but I was allergic to all the cat fur and would have done one of those slow death by asphyxiation sleeps which I hear aren't that tight. That being said my friend Josh and I decided to walk from the place we were at in Oakland to his house in Berkeley since it was closer than my house in El Cerrito. Closer was a relative term though as we set out, two men against nature, at 3am to get 6 miles to an acceptable bedding place. Drew and I once talked about what a nocturnal lifestyle would be like, and from this 2.5 hour trek experience I can say it would be cold, windy, uphill, dreary, desolate, and a bit boring. However, the eternal peace that settled over us as we crested a street in the berkeley hills and saw the sun rising in the east and reflecting off the golden gate bridge and the san francisco bay made it almost worth it. Then a night-demon slayed us and we woke up at 2pm wondering who had shaved our pubes.
I yearn for world peace.
I feel Thanksgiving is an appropriate time to slightly dent the hardcore edge of the monstro blog and give some sappy thanks to all the monstronauts for being awesome individuals in a mixed salad of a house. My college experience would be nothing without ye fuckers and for that I am eternally grateful. So with that being said, a happy and safe thanksgiving to all of you, even the mice who are shitting in my bed right now.
I believe the mice have been felled my friend. The traps have sat empty for a few weeks now. Udoubtedly when the weather warms they will come again and attack our southern borders, but we have the entire winter to prepare and strategize. We must try and gain the allegiance of the dragons if we are to succeed in this war, however. We are too weak to stay their might alone.
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