Grand Re-Opening

So the Monstrosity officially had their first party on Saturday. We have setup down to an art so we were ready to go in no time. People started rolling in at about 10pm and then SHIT WENT CRAZY. There were people in every room on the first floor of the house. There was so many people that you had to push just to get in the door. A lot of people actually turned around and left because they couldn't even get into the house and they were scantily clad in whore's uniforms, which isn't the proper attire for cold weather (though it was the proper attire for hot Monstro.) The same was true for inside the house, where people had to force their way to the keg all night. At one point we actually bought an additional 128 beers from Apex and handed them out to help ease the crowd, and that was after the FIRST keg had run out.
Old reliable came through at DJ, Mr. Diego Baca. He basically made it that much easier for everyone who wanted to hook up to make their dreams come true. There has been 2 rumored cases of sex during the party, and I confirmed one of them by actually forcing in a door and seeing 2 people having sex in the bathtub. It was kick-ass. The other case was left unconfirmed, but I did see the couple up against a wall on the dancefloor, and if someone asked me "Hey, what are those two doing over there?" I would have answered "that girl is trying to cut that guy in half with her thighs" or "they are having sex" or "freakin' porkin'." Speaking of the dancefloor, though sex was rare making out wasn't. In the picture you can see one couple on the left edge, and another in top right corner of the picture. Those of you with a discerning eye will spot that our good friend Paulia is one of the offenders.
I must add quickly that Garrett's parents came to visit him this weekend and he had them stay in his room. So when the party started, Garrett's parents were chilling in his room. At one point I went upstairs and saw Garrett's dad sitting there talking to a few guys and drinking a cold one. I made a mental note on the chillness of Garrett's dad when Clark runs up the stairs and yells "chug those beers you pussies!" and no one listens to Clark EXCEPT Garrett's dad, who downs his beer like a pro, crushes it, and throws it on the ground. I walked downstairs after making an update to my mental note on the chillness of Garrett's dad.
Now what would a party at the Monstro be without a big showing of creepy townies? The gold medal went to some 40 year-old guy who kept walking around trying to freak with girls on the dancefloor. The last time I saw him he was walking out the door following a girl who was noticably trying to ditch him. He was saying something nonsensical, but I was calmed to see that she was retreating to a group of guys and the sketchy Magoo character slinked off down the alley. The silver medal goes to a Mexican guy with a camera phone. He stood for a good 20 minutes taking snapshots of 2 unamed senior DG's who were dancing and feeling each other up on a table. I would have thought it would get old after a while, and though admittedly hot, it would just be creepy to actually document something like that. The bronze medal goes to the townie who stopped me in the middle of the party to ask me if I knew a lot of people at the party. I said I did, and he asked me which girl would be an easy piece of ass. Since Dawe was gone I really didn't have much to give him, so I just told him to take his pick and try his luck. He ended up joining the other dudes to watch the two DG's.
I leave you with a somewhat troubling shot of the outside of the Monstro with about an inch of sweat dripping off of the windows. This place was packed.