WTF NYC?

New York City is home to some of the stupidest shit in the world. Being the largest city in the United States, you inevitably have to take the bad with the good. Along with world-class arts, food, and business, New York City also has some of the stupidest people doing the stupidest things imaginable. It's pure statistics, if you put that many people in one place, your stupid fucker count goes through the roof. The problem with New York City is that most people not from NYC move there because they think it is somehow cooler than where they came from, and people from NYC think NYC is the coolest place on the planet. What do you get when you mix a bunch of stupid fuckers thinking they live in the coolest place on the planet? You get hipsters, of course.


I saw this article about some craft fair in Brooklyn, and my immediate thought was "I have never seen a bigger waste of time, money, journalism, or hairspray." It's about a bunch of silly people who, from the looks of the crafts in the pictures, possess no artistic ability but have a sort of half-assed lazy desire to be around other people who possess no artistic ability. The goal seems to be to attract people with jobs and money in hopes they will wander by and purchase some of the stupid crap that the lazy hipsters just poop out on an afternoon of listening to Matt & Kim and drinking PBR. I can't help but imagine a bunch of little kids who set up at a lemonade stand on the street corner, except these are adults, so it's just sad.