Non Sequitur?

Taking a short hiatus from bears, I was reminded that I hadn't seen a movie in almost three months and I'd like to talk about film for a post.

While there's many equally awesome directions you can go with the written word, the combination of unique abilities and limitations makes film an easier medium to declare favorites in. So here they are:

The greatest genre in film is the Western.

The greatest sub-genre in film is the Zombie Apocalypse.

That may sound like a non sequitur, but I have no problem reconciling these facts. Think about it: the only conceivable way to make Unforgiven a better film would've been to have the town of Big Whiskey also being overrun by zombies, and Clint Eastwood in stoic badass fashion dispatching them by the dozens BEFORE doing the same to Gene Hackman, all while whispering some dark "wisdom"-esque shit.

If you disagree you're simply wrong,
GRat