I am forever meant to be a hairy beast

For the last few years I've pretty consistently tried having a beard of some form or another. I don't know whether this was to avoid shaving (probably) or because I like to give people hope upon seeing me that they've found a missing link (also likely). This week I decided I wanted to see what it's like for all the clean cut douche bags that I share downtown sf with so I've been shaving everyday. Well for four days at least. Now I cannot do it, my face is a mess of zits, cuts, rashes, it's unbelievable. I pretty much look like this. I got good shaving cream and am using a new razor. It is not meant to be.