Last night I was at the Warriors game, it was Jewish Heritage Night so I got free tickets, cuz, well, don't worry about it, we are a mafia and I was sitting in a section with some people I knew and some people I didn't know. I was pretty tired and anti-social so I mainly focused on watching the Warriors get handled by the Jazz (it doesn't get mentioned enough how cool it is that there is an NBA team called "the Jazz") and ignored the meet and greet going on around me by a bunch of late 20's and early 30's Jewish women with ticking time bombs of uterus's.
Then, at the MOTHERFUCKING END OF THE GAME, as people are leaving, this girl in the row ahead of me gets up to leave and turns to all of us in the row behind her and asks all our names and goes through meeting us.
Why on earth would you do this at the end of the game? After I've spent 3 hours not talking to you and yelling foul things throughout the arena, why on earth would I suddenly want to meet you and get to know you now? Fucking people, man.
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