Upon first read and view, this story will shock and horrify most people. Just the blue tarped image is enough to make most proud, health loving (northwest) Americans gag. But let's consider the facts, this man has a rare disorder called Prader-Willi Syndrome which gives the sufferer a nearly constant feeling of being hungry, which then leads to gross obesity. Here's the thing, there is no better feeling for me than quenching a mean hunger so if this dude gets to do it all day then fuck him, lucky bastard. Also, he hasn't left his house since 2003. Now I'm all for getting out and about, but I"m currently working in what has to be one of the nicest offices in all of san francisco, there are huge windows right over downtown looking over the bay, out to Alcatraz Island, most people don't have it that nice in their cubicles, but still, everyday at 5 I can't wait to go home and sit on my ass, once again, dude has it good. The only person to blame here is the nurse, who called authorities because she had become "worried about his health". Now I'm sorry, but I think after the 1st year of not leaving his house she might have come to that claim, why it took this long I'll never know, except if I asked the nurse, which might lead to a published Q&A Monstro Blog exclusive.
This will not be happening.
The only other funny thing that I'm slowly picking up on is that some zit-faced intern or entry level bitch (read: liberal arts grad) sitting at CNN Headquarters in Atlanta has a shit load of fun titling the http:// addresses for CNN's articles, click on a few of 'em and I bet you'll find a funny one, eh big guy?
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