New Column: Signs of the Apocalypse

The other day I was driving to Boise from Walla Walla with my good friend Gus. It was a hazy day with lots of gray smoke hanging on the horizon. It was also very windy. Just generally dismal. Out of the blue he said "It kind of looks like The Road out there." He was exactly right. Then I thought, "what if the Apocalypse really is here?" This would undoubtedly make a lot of evangelicals really happy, but also confused, because they aren't accustomed to accurate prognostication. Anyway, I decided to start a new column where us Monstro contributors share any and all signs of the coming Apoc.

This is the first of many.