Fast things are always shaped like a phallus.
This article highlights the recent setting of the new ground speed record for a bicycle: a startling 81 MPH. I can't even imagine what the feeling must be like to be traveling that quickly under your own power. It's probably like the guy who strapped a rocket engine to his car. Beforehand it sounds all fun, and then when you're actually going there is probably a lot of poop in the seat.
I know a good vinyl guy, so don't worry about that part. Follow your dreams and go fast mankind. You can't outrun death, but you can catch up to it in a 300 MPH flaming wreckage.
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