8/25/07

News Bitz! Bitz o' news? bit my lip, waaah

Serena Williams Smackdown!

When asked by reporters about her fitness, or lack thereof, before the upcoming U.S. Open tennis tournament, Serena Williams went off!

"I'm definitely in better shape than I get credit for," she says. "It's just because I have large bosoms and a big ass. I think if I were to not eat for two years, I still wouldn't be a size two, because I'm all woman, baby. I have hips, curves, butt and boobs, and that's just the way I'm built. I'm bootylicious."


"Hitting the Century"


this dude is a man on a mission, maybe fueled by his lack of one functioning limb, that is a motivator, people, he's got nothing to lose!


Bill Murray rolling harder than ever!

By the end of the year Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan all will have served less than a cumulative week in jail for various drug and dui offenses that would put normal people away for much longer.

check out the sub-head about halfway down in this bad boy of an article that legitimates nihilism and depression on a grand scale.

and finally, big ups to the apes featured here for behaving in a way that has lent itself to creating an article that at many points along the way, I had to remind myself that well-respected journalists researched and wrote this.

and there it is.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks Aaron. Dark Evidence indeed...

    The monkey article is great, especially due to that photo caption: "The monkey squad are not very good at scaring away the monkeys"

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