Serena Williams Smackdown!
When asked by reporters about her fitness, or lack thereof, before the upcoming U.S. Open tennis tournament, Serena Williams went off!
"I'm definitely in better shape than I get credit for," she says. "It's just because I have large bosoms and a big ass. I think if I were to not eat for two years, I still wouldn't be a size two, because I'm all woman, baby. I have hips, curves, butt and boobs, and that's just the way I'm built. I'm bootylicious."
"Hitting the Century"
this dude is a man on a mission, maybe fueled by his lack of one functioning limb, that is a motivator, people, he's got nothing to lose!
Bill Murray rolling harder than ever!
By the end of the year Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan all will have served less than a cumulative week in jail for various drug and dui offenses that would put normal people away for much longer.
check out the sub-head about halfway down in this bad boy of an article that legitimates nihilism and depression on a grand scale.
and finally, big ups to the apes featured here for behaving in a way that has lent itself to creating an article that at many points along the way, I had to remind myself that well-respected journalists researched and wrote this.
and there it is.
Thanks Aaron. Dark Evidence indeed...
ReplyDeleteThe monkey article is great, especially due to that photo caption: "The monkey squad are not very good at scaring away the monkeys"