In honor of Batman being voted the best superhero of all time, I've compiled a list of amazing things he's done:
1) Batman, without any meta-human abilities or powers, has kicked Superman's ass. By building a mechsuit and hardwiring himself into Gotham City's powergrid. Then he discharges the whole city into Superman's head!
2) Batman knew that one time when Robin II came back from the dead, it was actually Clayface impersonating him. He knew because Robin II never fought that way when he was alive!
3) Batman has got a gigantic penny in his Batcave. The penny is bigger than the door, yet somehow he got it in there!
4) Batman married Ra's al-Ghul's daughter just so he could work through Ra's to destroy a terrorist army in the middle east. And get hell of ass!
5) Batman has had his back broken, but put himself back together so he could stop Bane and Jean-Paul Valley (aka Azrael) who was rampaging through Gotham as a vigilante mechanized-Batman in his stead. That took some badass motivation!
Feel free to contribute any other amazing things Batman has done.
i really think yoda deserved this one. Batman gets kinda emo sometimes.
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