This is stupid

Ok so drew walked away from his coputer while he was babysitting me cuz my mom and dad went to the sinfony and he sad that this blog was pretty cool for whitman so maybe what i rote on it would be pretty cool. my name is steven i am 11 and the coolest thing i think would be fall out boy or yin yan twins they are the best and coolest bands specialy on mtv which is my favorite show. sometimes the yin yan twins talk about slapping hos so once time my mom was getting out the shower and i walked in with a piece of wood which was my pimp cane and i slaped a ho. she got really mad and put me in my room but then i just started on the snoop dog video and rubbing my crotch so she heard it and came in and made me wear rubber pants because she said i was dirty and jesus was sad for me. then another time my dad came home with anoter one of my aunts and he said not to tell mom that aunt bambi was over but instead i went to get the webcam and watched dad annd bambi fight over who got to be king of the hill. so then dad saw me in the window and said that he wud rip my head off if i didnt give him the video but i had already put in on myspace and everyone friendedm e cuz i had my dad and bambi NAKED on myspace and everyone loves it. then one my day friend billy came over and we decided to go get some candyh but we didnt have any money cuz billy cant work legally and neither can i so we got some squirt guns and black spray paint and made real live guns. we got some masks from the daycare and went to selveneleven and told the guy give us your money and candey. he got really scared for a second and then blew billy away with a pump action. i was scared but then i jumped the counter and grabed a weird display knife and put it in his gut while he put two more rounds of buckshot into the ceiling but he mised and i got all the candy i wanted and lots of money and beer. this was the story of the first time i got drunk off of beer and drew drank some too and we both got PSPs.

love
steven