Some creatures from the deep.

We're gonna play a fun little game called "what the hell is that thing?!?" Let me explain the rules. I'm going to post a picture of something we dug out of the fridge last week, and you're going to try and guess from a list what that thing is. If you get it right, then someone that has a crush on you will let you know in the next week.



Product 1
A) An old biology experiment
B) Spicy chili
C) Chocolate cake frosting
D) Horse manure



Product 2
A) Goat brains
B) Ice cream
C) Salmon cream cheese
D) Alien life form




Product 3
A) Butter
B) Apple butter
C) Duck butter
D) No fucking clue






Now to see if you guessed right! Product 1 was a heaping bowl of spicy chili! Once I scraped off the fungus that could actually scream in pain I found a remarkably fresh-looking bowl of vegatarian chili. Product 2 is a surprise, but its actually salmon-flavored cream cheese. I'm pretty sure that it had a vein in it. Product 3 is actually no kind of butter...we couldn't figure out what the heck it was but we inhaled the spores that flew off of it when we poked it and tripped balls for about 6 hours.

Until next time!