A negative trend I've been noticing...

So I've been looking over my blog, and I noticed there's been almost 2000 hits since I added the counter in February. Still, there is a noticable lack of comments on my posts. What the fuck? I'm out here dancing and singing for all you people, the least you could do is show me I'm appreciated. Drop a quarter in the hat if you enjoyed the show, asshole. You just sit behind your little computer screen and laugh "Ha ha" at all my funny posts. "Drew's so funny, look at his funny posts!" I'm going to start writing posts about how what I ate for lunch and what color my underwear is and we'll see how often you squirt milk out of your nose THEN!