Prison Pen Pals

I pulled a letter out the mailbox this morning that was adressed to the International Society of Krisha Consciousness. The address was correct so obviously the person sending this letter was a bit confused as to what went on around these parts. I flipped the letter over to open it and I saw a crisp stamp saying "This letter was sent from a state of Washington correctional institution and is uncensored." I read the letter and see that some incarcerated young man found a copy of the book "Bhadva Gita AS IT IS" and it changed his whole life. Now he wants spiritual guidance from the ISKC. We are thinking about having Aaron grow out his beard and we can send him a snapshot of the swami Aaron and a letter full of bullshit. He did mention in his letter that he was getting out in a year, so we're afraid if we fuck with him he'll show up at our house and want to settle some things...