Mankind will not be killed by a massive meteor. Mankind will not be killed by numerous nukes. Mankind will not be killed by a vicious virus, or vampiric velociraptors. Mankind will not be killed by smoldering smog. Mankind will not be killed by excessive eating.
Mankind will be killed by allergies. I stare out my glass window at the foe. They float along on small micro-currents of air, backlit and visible on this rare occasion. The air I breathe is full of these allergens, and they are numerous. Seeds, flowers, trees, birds, mammals, stones even. Everything in nature emits fine particulate matter that catches on the gusting summer winds and blows directly into my eye, PAST my $500 Booth & Bruce defense system and directly into my eyeballs.
I will die, suffering, cursing this foe. It is numerous, unrelenting, unliving. It is the planet killing us for our indiscretions. To mother Earth I say in response, do your worst.
at my camp we can't serve peanut butter anymore because people have such severe allergies, it's now sunbutter and jelly (from sunflower seeds).
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Don't blame nature. It is the fault of your ancestors for breeding when they were clearly not fit for thriving on this planet.
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