nothing puts me in the mood to hate christian-pagan holiday season like some dark news. This is really highlighted by the lead: "Beset by economic worries and loneliness, elderly Japanese are turning to petty crime." Goddam if that doesn't warm the stockings. Also nothing quite like that January-December romance. When I'm old and lonely and broke there's no investment I'm gonna want as much as an 8 year old girl! And if coal in your stockings isn't enough, how about a whole house full!
Happy Chanukah you sad Monstro Blog reading degenerate motherfuckers.
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