So myself and many other Jews have developed an informal tradition of going to the first movie on Christmas Day and then getting some chinese food while all the good little Americans come down to hot drinks, stuffed stockings and precious family time.
Well upon going to the movies this Christmas it appears everyone has sold out and like whites on hip hop the american christians have co-opted the Jewish movie and chinese food as both these venues were packed on the 25th. Can't the Jews just be left alone to enjoy themselves just this once?
No. Too many cool movies open on Christmas and enough of us are so lazy that we don't even want to cook the one time of the year when it's expected. So we're totally taking your enlightened traditions for our own.
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