Our dear friend Sam Johnson of the friendly rival Glider Bison blog is in need of some desperate help. One of two things has happened, he has either gone so crazy at Burning Man that only a padded room can save him or he has elephantitis, a disease where the balls grow bigger than you could imagine (I would hyperlink to something on that one, but maybe some moms still read this). Nothing else except one of those two theories would explain why he would enter a bicycling race looking like this:
Liberal America, I ask you, is this the kind of man we want working on the Obama campaign as we enter the critical stretch run?
you fucker.
ReplyDeletehere's a haiku:
fifteen hour days
even the best run ragged
win or die trying